Bear Attacks Man 4 Salami Sandwhich

At the tip of that accusing finger above, the headline reads:

New Jersey Man is Attacked By Bear Over Salami Sandwhich

This is news? Sun melts ice cube left in the sun. Is that news? It was the front page of yahoo on july 4th, my birthday.

I am sick of  these diversionary tactics taken by the media; There are more important things to be covered in the news. This bear story took up space that could have been devoted to a Michael Jackson story. We were robbed, now we will never know what his last thoughts were on, well, I don’t know, something like, maybe, bear attacks.

Well, I bet he was PRO bear attacks.

And in other bear making news, a somewhat poorly worded headline…

Beats off bear