My fight with a subway vagrant led to a standing ovation AND just won me a Mental Floss Contest!

Thanks Mental Floss, but I am no hero. Just a man.

The good people over at Mentalfloss.com held a subway story contest yesterday and I won. They are giving me a new copy of their yet to be released book, Mental Floss History of the World.

Umm, yes! I wrote of me sparring with a religious man. The story involves zombies and jesus and yelling and clapping. Sorry, this one is void of nudity. Read my winning entry yourself.

Also, here are some unrelated cool pictures. More posts on their way. I know the difference between frequent and regular.  This blog is neither.

That looks like a comfy sweater. My brothers cat would love it.

My brothers cat would love this one more. SOMEtimes if you puff out your chest and think of heavy things like anvils, even if you are tiny, you can scare off someone or something bigger. I had one of these strapped on during my subway story.

Also, a shout to Pravina for giving my www.danieldannydan.com blog props on her site, ‘One Day I will Sleep, And Sleep Deeply. She is a fun writer herself.