Sex with a 5 year old girl: Assistant U.S. Attorney Arrested

DETROIT (AP) – An assistant U.S. attorney from Florida was arrested in an Internet sting operation after flying to Michigan to have sex with a 5-year-old girl, authorities said Monday.

The link to the rest of the article is here. What a sick guy? An appointed official acting like a member of the cloth!?Here are some offenses that would have been received with far less disgust and horror by his constituents.

 I bet they would rather he felate each and everyone of these adorable puppies over engaging with a 5 year old child.

I bet they would have preferred that he designed the blueprints for these barracks before he put a 5 year old

on his knee for a game of horsey.

I bet they’d opt for that Assistant US Attorney to be caught tossing  Larry Craig’s salad in an airport bathroom stall with both jelly and jam before they would elect for the truth, that he was caught flying cross country to rendezvous with a FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD.

God Bless America You Perv.

 Gross.

On a lightner note (heehee), look at these mailboxes …  and

 

Just could not bring myself to end on that picture of that kid wrapped in the american flag. BYE!

PS: Additionally and on  a completely unrelated “sexcapade with a 5 year old child” note, IMPROV EVERYWHERE has a really funny new mission up. 112 guys shirtless in the Abercombie and Fitch store in NYC. Nice goin Charlie.