Archive for September, 2007

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Daniel Went Viral: Published and in Barnes and Noble

September 16, 2007

50 Bosses Worse Than YoursI am a published contributing writer once again with the newest in the WORSE THAN YOURS series, 50 BOSSES WORSE THAN YOURS. I have either produced, written , and/or cartooned for 50 BOYFRIENDS, 50 DATES, and 50 DAYS. The books can be found in Barnes and Nobles, Borders, and Amazon. Really, these books are everywhere. 50 Boyfriends Worse than yours was #6 on Entertainment Weekly’s Must list last year. Please pick up a copy if you get a chance.

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Stereo-Typical-Corner: A 1st hand report from the A-T-L

September 8, 2007

I am in Atlanta on business this week. Tonight, however, I will be doing some improv as a guest at The JackPie or Relapse Theater. If you are in the south or want to fly down for tonights show, i fully encourage that you do so. Its a bunch of people from the now defunct COMEDY RESPONSE UNIT. To honor my trip here to the south, I have put together a few pictures that to me R the SOUTH.

ENJOY
The Big Chicken

The Big Chicken is a KFC restaurant in Marietta, Georgia. They use it as a landmark, like NYC uses the Empire State Building. For example: If you were trying to get to the house that I grew up in Georgia you would go two miles from the big chicken, you should take a right at the Jones’ lynching, a left after the second book burning, and its the first jews house after the black family’s home.

Above is a picture of construction. They do this everywhere in the south. Instead of improving on issues like: racism, antisemitism, awful diets, poor education, horrible malls, and an astounding and befuddling lack of sartorial acumen, them fuckers really like to build shit.

 

 

 

Atlanta traffic can be pretty bad. Everyone has to be going to their klan rallies, cook outs and/or asshole conventions at all times.

 

This has been really cathartic for me. I understand that I am perpetuating the stereotype that the the fibbing, wide eyed Run Away Bride , Michael Vick the dog lover , John Karr , the guy who WISHED he killed John Bennet Ramsey,

New Gingrich , Ted Turner ,

Wife beating Bobby Cox , and so many others have been trying to seperate themselves from lately. For that, I apologize, ya’ll. Its a good place to visit. I really like sweet tea.

 

Ya’ll come back now, ya hear

DAniel, DAnny, Dan